you wanna know what kind of questions stage managers get asked?
Questions like this
goddammit Alex I’m not even your stage manager!
SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE!
Pretty much my stage crew experience
sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for three years
YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.
I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.
The internet is over, everyone can go home
It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.
My life is complete.
Life is over as we know it
when something extremely funny happens i can guarantee you im that one friend who keeps laughing even though everybody stopped 15 minutes ago
Liz Climo on Tumblr.
this really cheered me up
This is adorable
When you go back to school and you’re already stressed out about the work
when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show
Being good to each other is so important, guys.
[case and point a visual representation why conflicts waste time and lives]
been seeing a lot of Gravity Falls crossovers with other mystery kids on my dash, and naturally, I was like- why not teens!!!!
shut the fuck up this is my favourite thing now ho ly s h i t